As per ask the “Christian perv yo’” mp3 : www.2shared.com or www.turboupload.com The Christian Side Hug Song (I’m not obliged for your draining ears!) : www.youtube.com Some links upon Abstinence-only destroy : www.guardian.co.uk news.softpedia.com en.wikipedia.org My “rapping“ is the fun satire so don’ be hatin’ mmkay ?



25 Responses to “Sexual Education and Side Hugs”

  1. frigginguest Says:

    ZOMG that was friggin FUNNY!

    my stomach hurts from laughing at the christian rappers & their side hug bs…

    ZOMGitsCriss your vids are the BEST!!!

    Thanks I really needed this!

  2. TheAtheistAngle Says:

    gimmie that christian side-hug…. omfg…
    -.-*

  3. sabrina4everyourss Says:

    if she ends up President I’m flying to the moon

  4. hedsacify Says:

    LOOOOOL I hope you end up president of the world someday, big laugh at the christian perv rap :)

  5. sabrina4everyourss Says:

    I disagree she is spreading hate in most of her video’s towards God she mocks and Blasphemy the Holy Spirit. and in its nature an eternal sin,

  6. SunitaDe Says:

    I love the cat.

  7. madcwk1 Says:

    Brava to you for making this video and spreading the word about the need for REAL sex education.

  8. noshore4me Says:

    You mean sex is NOT evil? Holy Guacamole! I’ve wasted so much of my life. :)

  9. Malefactor Says:

    Yes, because that’s my vision of Heaven, a place full of obedient sheep. I’d rather go to Hell, all the interesting people go there. What’s a little eternal suffering? After a thousand or so years, it won’t be so bad. Like stepping into a hot bath.

    Of course, given the proportion of what people believe on Earth, I’m more likely to be reincarnated. If I die before you, I’ll be sure to come back as a ring worm and make your life interesting. Good luck getting rid of me on prayer alone!

  10. Malefactor Says:

    I’ve actually talked to Wiccans, have you? What do YOU know about witches aside what the Bible says of them?

    And here I am, saying what the “lord” declared immoral can indeed be good. I’ll even give an example. Eating shellfish. Personally, I hate lobster, but I work at a Jewish country club, and they love the stuff. If they can ignore Mosaic law, then they the hell can’t you? Want another example? Masturbation. I LOVE masturbation. Safest form of sex there is! Spill your seed for Jesus. : )

  11. Vonensor Says:

    Another great video! 5*****
    Sorry! I’m not into “side-hugs” I like the full effect of a warm body against mine!! :-) )
    Peace
    Von

  12. BlueBarrier782 Says:

    Monotonous 16 year old Christian/atheist shitfest GO GO GO!

  13. zerohoax Says:

    Mathfails has a group?

  14. ActionBastard85 Says:

    If your gonna’ get an std just make sure it’s the curable kind. . .

    I recommend crabs . . .

  15. NoeLPZC Says:

    Although… after watching that Christian rap I think you might be onto something…

  16. NoeLPZC Says:

    I don’t. I’m with Dawkins on this one – it’s an unintended side effect to otherwise beneficial evolutionary traits. Apparantly it was more beneficial to believe what the group believed than to believe what was true.

  17. monkeydave1066 Says:

    You’re right. I suppose we should thank Jesus for being the only person to heal people with magic powers. All those stupid scientists and doctors, wasting all that time ‘curing diseases’. What were they thinking?

    And you can keep your penicillin. It sounds dirty.

    Evidence that christians are Insane within the cell membrane. This supports the extended hypothesis that they are also insane in the brain.

  18. 666Decius Says:

    Wow… I’m having a hard time imagining anyone would want to watch those christian rappers. Or that something like that even exists. It’s so ridiculous that I feel more like it’s some kind of weird joke.

  19. trknadam Says:

    I seriously think religion is a mental disorder!

  20. NoeLPZC Says:

    “Engineers and scientists owe their intelligence to god because without him they would have not found those breakthroughs.”

    What? How could you possibly justify that assertion? That’s like me saying you could never write Youtube comments unless the Flying Spaghetti Monster was keeping your fingers attatched to your hands. It’s absurd!

  21. trknadam Says:

    You claim that god and jeebus is responsible for scientific discoveries. Thats quite funny considering that christians & other theists are the ones who most often blatantly ignore or argue against scientific facts, theories and discoveries. All because it doesn’t go along with what the bible says. That is very arrogant & narrow minded to believe that your religion has the only right answers for lifes questions.

  22. skepticoz Says:

    Them crazy Christjuns, alwayz tryin ta git a bit on the side.

  23. trknadam Says:

    Not having sex before marriage is just stupid. By doing that you’re have a big risk of marrying someone who is terrible at sex. You test drive a car before you buy it don’t you? Shouldn’t you test drive your potential spouse before marriage to make sure you’re sexually compatible with each other? Teenagers are horny & hormonal. Chances are their going to have sex. They should be encouraged to wait, but also teach them how use proper protection against stds & pregnancy.

  24. johanexxxx Says:

    It does not, God is just Testing us and seeing if we will obey his orders.

  25. johanexxxx Says:

    Jesus(p.b.o.h) did not need to offer medical advice because he had the ability to cure people with his bare hands.
    Engineers and scientists owe their intelligence to god because without him they would have not found those breakthroughs.

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